Martini Moments
Posted by: Cléa in Martini Moments, tags: anxiety dreams, cbmused, look like animals, Martini Moments, oddities, smoked cheese, teddy bear soap
Martini Moments…… While Contemplating Oddities
1. There is something awfully disturbing about lathering up in the shower using soap in the shape of a teddy bear. Whoever thinks up these gifts ideas is a little deranged. Especially when teddy’s legs fall off.
2. Does anyone here eat smoked cheese, or know of anyone who does, or has even heard of smoked cheese?
3. It’s a known fact that some people look like animals. I have a distant relative who looks like a duck and I knew a boy who looked like a dog.
4. Why is 4 am the witch’s hour and how can one be rid of bizarre anxiety dreams?
5. In the space of two days, I’ve had one man adjust himself while looking me straight in the eye, another cup his crotch as he got into the cool water right in front of me, and another lower the waistband of his shorts and scratch himself in a way I could see his tattoo and pubes. What gives?
