CBMused

Blogs provide a medium for the self-expression of individuals who are writers, wannabe writers and would-be writers. Who among us, if given half a chance would not make the blog to book progression? I’m no different. I have a couple of writing projects under my metaphorical belt, and two other ideas looming in the background once the current work in progress reaches the next milestone.

Yet the satisfaction of seeing my name in print or following in revered footsteps would only provide meagre rewards. What would make me leave my day job for a paid writing career is the burning desire to pen my creativity for money, to see my name next to flashy headlines and words strung together like these…

to give spell check the old heave-ho…

to connect serious photographs to stereotypical headlines…

and to offer my creative services to produce spam emails like these…

Yet I can do better.

I can create an editorial from the spam snippets above, sell it to a reputable publication and make a killing.

3 More Inches of Fire in Crotch Shot at 3 Meters
By Cléa B. Mused
April, 15, 2008 02:37 am

A man in his thirties has reported that he has successfully shot fire in his crotch at close range. Joaquim (not his real name) never agreed to feel like a loser. He had the burning desire to feel more connected to the person. His only hindrance was that his little soldier was three inches too short and he never gave his partner the experience she deserves. He felt it was his duty, to feel his male superiority grow in inches, to become more attractive to the ladies(!) sic, and give them more force and super-dimension to rock their socks off, if indeed socks turned them on.

So he took the plunge and clicked on the link in his email box. And finally, he was able to release the fire in his crotch.

“I blew her mind!” Joaquim said in an exclusive interview to this publication. “She saw the fire in my eyes when I told her that I can shoot 3 meters!”

It was a true godsend to his little soldier of love.

After all, how hard can it be?

Credits: Screen captures of the quotations are taken from their sources but not referenced. The article in blockquote is my original work.