When Cléa is saddened by some shocking news, Cléa can’t write.
When Cléa can’t write, she broods and wastes time and refers to herself in the third person.
When Cléa refers to herself in the third person, it is a true indication that something serious is on her mind.
When something is on Cléa’s mind and she can’t/won’t/doesn’t even want to talk about it, she resorts to silly talk.
When Cléa does silly talk, in the third person, and calls it an attempt to write, she needs to find something that makes her feel good.
What makes Cléa feel good at the moment is the small collection of long boots she has purchased this season.
When Cléa talks about long boots, she realises that her male readers are rolling their eyes and thinking ‘women and shoes, how vacuous can this get’.
When Cléa decides whether to wear her high-heeled soft Italian leather pointy arse kickers, or the medium-heeled delicate pair that flirts with skirts, or the low-heeled pair that looks fabulous with jeans tucked in, she ponders what men really think when it comes to boots.
When Cléa starts to ponder what men think about women in long boots, it is time to invite discussion and end this piece with an ellipsis…
After all, life is about choices, and the answer can be sometimes staring at your feet.
