Martini Moments
Posted by: Cléa in Martini Moments, tags: anorexia, beach, cbmused, Martini Moments, metrosexual, swimwear
Martini Moments….For the Things I Don’t Understand On the Beach
1. Has the metrosexual look gone too far when it becomes unnatural for men to have hair, viz shaved heads and waxed bodies (I don’t just mean chests and backs) including hairless armpits?
2. No matter what any trashy magazine may sell, saline implants and anorexia do no complement each other in any bikini.
3. Women who are heavily made up and marinated in strong perfume should be made to lie on a patch of wet sand next to men showered in Lynx deodorant and sunbathing teenagers who flick sand off parts of their bodies as if it were a foreign substance. While the tide is rising.
4. Why does women’s swimwear cover as little as possible while the men’s cover as much as possible?
5. People drinking piping hot coffee while sunbathing on the beach… need I say more? Pass me a Martini, puhlease!
