Martini Moment

Cléa says:
When a gust of wind throws sand in your face, and you can’t keep your mouth shut, hold it in your mouth until you can spit it back. Don’t ever swallow.

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8 Responses to “Martini Moment”

  1. Grad School Reject says:

    To quote Chris Rock:  Spitters are quitters

  2. Zen Wizard says:

    I knew it! 

    You’re Jewish…

  3. Casey says:

    Fuck that. Love what the earth gives you.  It can’t all be Stoli martinis dry, a little dirty (like I like my women).

  4. Kamigoroshi says:

    When life shoves you sand. Make glass out of it and sell it for more than it’s worth. After all, it’s nothing personal, it’s just business. :)

  5. Cléa says:

    GSR: I totally agree… when it comes to wine tasting.

    Zen: I didn’t know sand wasn’t Kosher!

    Casey: Stoli Martinis?? I prefer Absolut. And occasionally I take mine, a little smokey.

    Kami: In that case, I’d make a Martini glass out of it, and make sure it stays full.

  6. Lil Bit says:

    Why not? Will you cough up seashells or something? ;)

  7. gboy says:

    Ok then, how about when musclemen kick sand in my face at the beach?

  8. Cléa says:

    LB: Because my point is, I shouldn’t have to swallow the sand that’s thrown my way. It’s not healthy and it can only scratch and hurt on the way down. I’d rather spit it back at the opportune moment. So yes, to use your analogy, I’d keep it in my mouth until I can cough up seashells.

    Gboy: In that case, best that you keep your mouth and eyes closed. Otherwise you feel up to taking on bullies.

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