CléaLast night, I dreamt I was chased by a giant lizard. I woke up feeling like a moth.
Woke up early again; checked emails from the comforts of my bed. Was there ever life before home wifi and geeky gadgets?
Had a poached egg for breakfast. Microwaved, actually. It was a little too runny. But warm.
Pondered my career choices to date. First: No challenge. Second: Yawn. Bored to tears. Third: Loved it. Note past tense. Fourth: ?
Hair appointment today. Mindless hairdresser’s chatter. Trashy magazines for distraction. Brain will implode with inanity. Oh the joys.
If I see another article on Z a c E f r o n, I’ll scream. Give me Hugh Jackman and I’ll show you a real man.
When you can’t be bothered beating them, join them. Here.
Were you fluttering around a flame by any chance?
Yes…but apparently I spent my one week without the net discovering that I did forget what it was.
Microwaved egg? The last time I put an egg in the microwave, it was to create explosive food. A high school geek’s school end arsenal. Those were the good ol’ days.
Forth…time to look for something a little more stimulating.
It’s only too bad you can’t do your own hair. That will save time and the mind numbing social experience…not to mention money.
Yes! What is it with Zac Effron everywhere? Give us more Hugh Jackman. We deserve it!
Egads! You’ve joined our horde?
A giant lizard…? That is strange… I thought your dreams were full of young shirtless guys…
Edrei: Maybe it was an old flame…
Good to see you made it.
Ah… you need to break it into an egg poacher. Not nuke it!
The experience made me realise all the trashy mags were the same, and I’d seen the stuff on the web last week.
Yawn.
And now I’ve updated. Go figure!
Sidney: These days they’ve morphed into giant lizards!
getting your hairdid is always a mood lifter! hope your day is going well.
I’m holding out on T**tter and Fbook. They still scare me.
Sorry about the dream – here is to hoping that Hugh shows up for a lead role in tonight’s dream!
Twitter!! Please don’t get sucked in by it.
Miss you.
brookem: You’re so right. It put me on top of the world! Nice to see you round here again
GSR: I’ve bagged enough so I may as well validate my theories and learn something in the process. But don’t be scared, I’ll hold your hand. ‘Add me as a friend’ then ‘follow me’ – now I feel kinda dirty.
If I can put in a request for dreams, I’d pick someone else.
EM: I know, it’s like yelling ’surprise’! I doubt I’d get sucked into its vortex. 140 characters don’t quite cut it when I’m known to write long blog posts
Miss you too. I hope this means you’re back.
Hmmm… shirtless guys… giant lizard. Hmmm… lizard… lizard… big lizard… lizard king… shirtless… aaaaaaaha!
You are obviously being dream-stalked by the spirit of Jim Morrison.
Gboy: Where did you get shirtless guys in this post, not that I’m complaining…
Do you think he’s tweeting me from beyond?