Object of Lust
CBMUSED at 10:05 am Category: Blue Ink, GeneralTags: cbmused, lustful thoughts, size matters
The package was left on my office chair. I lifted it in my hands, sat down and positioned it flat on my lap. Its heaviness and firmness exacerbated my anticipation. I reached for the scissors and removed the outer plastic cover with surgical precision. I am not one to rush certain things.
I opened the box and marvelled at the packaging. Carefully and slowly, I undressed it from its opaque wrapping. And my jaw gaped.
It looked nothing like I had expected. I picked it up and placed it on my desk, totally awed by its size, its sleek contours and the way it adorned my desk. I could no longer resist. Then and there, I had to give it a test run.
I touched it. I stroked it. I ran my index finger over its contours. It felt so smooth and strong. I measured its thickness, its girth and something stirred within. He is going to fit just fine. I turned it on. He blinked and whirred then sprung to life. This is going to be long and lustful relationship, one that will satisfy all my needs.
Max… Oh Max… where have you been all my life!
When it comes to a satiny matt new black toy, size certainly does matter.
All 750GB of it.
June 20th, 2008 at 11:54 am
I think you fit your new little companion into your boot. Only you would know your dark secret. You and whoever whispered your dark secret too. There is some lucky guy out there who is really in for a surprise.
June 20th, 2008 at 12:27 pm
Have you ever noticed how girth only has one connotation these days? Also - check out this old commercial. And yes - this was a real commercial, not something done for a joke:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yA6yu_rHLDM
June 20th, 2008 at 1:23 pm
Thinkness and girth? Why is it I can only think about a new laptop?
It is a new laptop right? After all…size is everything.
June 20th, 2008 at 2:23 pm
Only you can make getting a new computer seem arousing!
June 20th, 2008 at 2:52 pm
JW: It’s way too big for my boots, ha… let me count the ways….
GSR: Does it? *asks innocently him who has lost a halo*
Oh gee thanks… that is sooo disgusting, and I’ve got a new word association now. Must wash mind out with soap. Must wash mind out with soap. How could you do that to me…
Kami: Did you click on the link? It’s not a new laptop… and with that, I’m looking for a small portable.
EM: I can’t help myself… Geeky Toys turn me on!
June 20th, 2008 at 6:30 pm
and to think I was guessing Ducati this time around…
June 20th, 2008 at 11:38 pm
I never knew geeky tech tools could be “fun”. Well in this case, I agree, size does matter.
June 21st, 2008 at 6:20 am
Damn it! I was going to say the exact same thing EM said (well, almost exact…I was going to say “hardware” with a wink, but it basically is the same jist)! Seriously, though…awesome post.
June 21st, 2008 at 4:45 pm
Egan: A black Ducati doesn’t have that fiery red quality to it, does it… maybe next time.
Almost Loved: Um… yeah, you should try looking at him, I mean them, from different angles..
Sicilian: I love it when that happens between you two!
And I love hardware… brilliant! 
June 22nd, 2008 at 3:30 pm
Ha! Geek!!!!
Geee, wonder what else you’ll be buying in the next week!!! :P
June 22nd, 2008 at 5:31 pm
Gboy: Takes one to know one!
Dunno… still unsure whether to fork out the dough for a newly-released Vaio portable beauty, when technically I don’t need it. Hmm…
June 23rd, 2008 at 7:47 am
Haha, you’re following in the footsteps of Dame Shirley Bassey!
Diamonds are forever
Hold one up and then caress it
Touch it, stroke it and undress it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfYwIFIbCN0
June 23rd, 2008 at 10:16 am
Gorilla B: That is one classy lady and a class performance. As a huge Bond fan, I’m naturally tickled at the comparison.
Have you heard David McAlmont’s rendition? Very very close… Great voice!
June 23rd, 2008 at 1:29 pm
I need to upgrade my entire armada of computers, they range from steam to diesel powered and my latest monitor is in black I could not afford the dual B&W option however I can switch it to white with the free toggle I found, if the mood strikes but then its just all white…So I discovered if I flick this option toggle back and forth and synchronize with a my methane gas powered strobe light I can trick the monitor into showing me whats on the the screen. It ain’t easy living the hard scrabble life of a Luddite but I manage, yes a diet of dirt and ditch water is not pleasant but by golly I sure can sleep at night, knowing I am a man who walks the talk of his convictions.
June 23rd, 2008 at 5:44 pm
JW: You make it sound so nostalgic and earthy. Maybe that’s what I need to do to my possessed PC, find a switch to turn him on, then he might respond like yours does. Or not
June 23rd, 2008 at 5:50 pm
I didn’t see that when you posted it.
If only I have something portable on my end too. 1 terrabyte is good and all but it’s not as good as being able to perve at it while on the road. Though that being said…perving at it and not looking at where you’re going can be fatal.
But then again so are lustful desires.
June 23rd, 2008 at 6:58 pm
Kami: On the road? This muscular geek is of the desk variety. If I wanted something mobile, I have my smartphone to keep me occupied while roaming for fee wifi. Mmm… free wifi…
July 1st, 2008 at 2:37 pm
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