May
18
2008
Things Cléa Should Not Do
CBMUSED at 10:37 am Category: GeneralTags: cbmused, martini, muse
- Blog and comment after a damn good Martini and a few glasses of red.
- Dig up old posts and comments after the few glasses of red have settled in.
- Listen to Muse, no… watch Muse perform live on DVD on the LCD TV with the volume of the stereo turned up so loud while sipping on single malt Scotch after the Martini and red wine.
- Let her mind wander back in time and back to the present.
- Remember old posts that evoke feelings and give in to nostalgia.
- Refer to herself in the third person.
- Send soppy emails to friends and relatives abroad because she misses them.
- Jot down dot points that could or could not become a post she may publish the following day.
- Give a tiny shrug and post it anyway.
- Then switch her possessed computer off in fear of reprisal from comments she may receive.
May 18th, 2008 at 11:50 am
Anything after a martini and some red is ALWAYS exempt!!
Your number 9 is too cute.
May 18th, 2008 at 12:44 pm
I think I disagree with all of these. In fact, you should set a time every week during which you will comment after a martini/wine/scotch. And Muse - I need to seek them out. They are a band off my radar but I have heard good things.
May 18th, 2008 at 1:31 pm
Back to my old name again.
1. I do not see any problem with that. It’s especially liberating. Hopefully not too liberating for you.
2. Ahh…well yes you probably shouldn’t do that. Unless you hit something worth smiling about which would descend into a barrage of giggles. Or maybe that’s just me.
3. At least it isn’t the entire Celine Dion collection. That would be just unimaginable.
4. Given the many glasses of wine prior to this. That would make for things which would give you a headache.
5. Normally this would be alright. Me…I need someone to hug after that.
6. And why shouldn’t Cléa do what Cléa wants? There is no harm referring to Cléa in third person. Just not in public.
7. Awww…well…I’m a bleeding heart so punctuated soppiness is alright by my book, but not after copious amounts of alcohol.
8. Mmm…nothing like dot points to make a…point.
9. Nyeh.
10. From whom? Your adoring fans or your possessed computer? I would be very scared if I were to receive comments from a possessed computer.
May 18th, 2008 at 5:23 pm
EM: I’m going to make that dot point 0. Makes perfect sense to me! As for 9, now I’m blushing…
GSR: If I did that, I’d have to post disclaimers with my comments “Blogging under the influence”. And Muse come highly recommended, can’t get enough of them!
Kami: At long last! Suits you better imho.
1. Doesn’t quite work with me.
2. You giggle?!
3. Eww! And no to soppy female artists.
4. Didn’t get a headache, surprisingly. *smiles*
5. A figurative one may do here.
6. If Cléa starts to refer to herself as Cléa in public and not her real name, she’s in trouble!
10. Adoring fans?! Surely the possessed computer wrote that one!
May 19th, 2008 at 12:14 am
How would I blog if I eliminated #1?
May 19th, 2008 at 1:18 am
I’m not convinced you shouldn’t comment after you’ve had a few. A blogger called The Mermaid makes all her best comments when she’s drunk.
May 19th, 2008 at 11:03 am
1. On the contrary… I think I do some of my finest work under Tequila’s sunny hue. Well… at least it seems that wy at the time…
2. Ahhh yes… memories… when people actually used to comment on my blog ROFL
3. Take that Cléa’s neighbours!!
4. It’s like you’re own little singularity, huh?
5. see (2)
6. We are BeMused!
7. Now who’d have picked you as being the sentimental type?
8. Wait… following this… or is this it? Uh oh… temporal time portal opening… brain matter getting drawn in!!! Can’t… fight…. nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooooo!!!
9. That’s the spirit!
10. Ahem… it’s nearly the end of the finacial year Cléa. Time to upgrade methinks.
May 19th, 2008 at 12:25 pm
Tree: Really? Admittedly, I don’t do my best writing under the influence. Emotions are my drug of choice
Gorilla B: I could try, but would I respect myself in the morning?
Gboy:
1. Tequila flavoured posts? Yum!
2, 5. I think there’s a comment slump at present. The blog stars mustn’t be aligned.
3. They did!!
4. Dangerous stuff, I blame the whiskey.
6. The Third person and the Royal We.
7. Mwahaha… whatever gave you that idea?!
8. Yessssssssss!!!
9. And no pun intended.
10. You see, I have a lappy, hardly used, so when Mr Possessed dies, I can justify another sexy lappy as I won’t be getting a big heavy box I can kick. But to upgrade now would be a waste. But it is end of year… hmmm
May 19th, 2008 at 12:53 pm
2. Yes I giggle. One of the many sides of myself I don’t do in public. Or if I’m doing in public…I better have a damn good reason.
6. Would make it easier to spot Cléa though, but I don’t think you want that.
10. Well…it might be this possessed computer that wrote that but you never know.
May 19th, 2008 at 5:52 pm
Kamigoroshi:
6. Nope. I stay incognito.
2. Probably a good idea too
10. I’m afraid…