I open the glass door and turn the tap on. The water takes the obligatory minute or so before it reaches my preferred temperature. I step into the shower.

I wash my hair with a green apple shampoo. I apply conditioner that contains fructose and glucose and smells of coconut. I lather my body with vanilla-scented soap. I exfoliate my skin with a shea body scrub.

I dry myself then step onto the bath mat.

I glide on a peach-smelling deodorant. My face cream is like a rich mango gelato I could eat. I smear almond body butter all over my skin.

I get dressed.

I spray on perfume with spice and floral undertones.

And I feel like a fruit salad.

Marketers may believe that fruit-scented products would make me feel more feminine, but are men attracted to women who smell like fruit?

26 Comments to “Scented Secrets”
  1. Casey says:

    Sometimes. I go more for the nut or vanilla smelling stuff, more.

    Next time cook a pan of bacon. There is nothing sexier on earth than a woman that smells of fresh cooked bacon.

  2. Mahd says:

    Every woman has a different scent (every man too, I would suppose). Every so often there is a tendril of a similar smell in the air that reminds you of that person, and often that alone can take you back to a place that’s even years removed. For me, when I’m holding my wife, her head resting just on the cusp of my shoulder and chest, there is no other scent that smells quite like being home.

  3. Sidney says:

    Using perfumes, deodorants and artificial smells is COMPLETELY against nature. It is just clever marketing to make us spend money on unnecessary things.

    Your “natural” body odor is in fact more attractive to the opposite sex than all those stinky perfumes.
    Nature took care of all those body odor issues.

    There is a very interesting article about “natural” odor here:
    http://www.nhne.org/news/NewsArticlesArchive/tabid/400/articleType/ArticleView/articleId/4244/How-Smell-Influences-Sexual-Attraction.aspx

    I quote:
    The first study to indicate that chemical signals play a role in attraction was conducted by Claud Wedekind over a decade ago. Forty-four men wore the same T-shirt for three days. They refrained from deodorants and scented soaps so they wouldn’t interfere with their natural smell. Women then sniffed the shirts and indicated which ones smelled the best to them. By comparing the DNA of the women and men, the researchers found that women didn’t just choose their favorite scent randomly. They preferred the scent of man whose major histocompatibility complex (MHC) — a series of genes involved in our immune system — was most different from their own.

    From an evolutionary perspective, choosing a mate with a different immune system makes survival sense. Kids of parents with different immune genes are more likely to be disease-resistant and are therefore more likely to survive. The women in this study also reported liking the scents that reminded them of their current or previous boyfriends, showing that MHC attraction is consistent. And because MHC profiles differ greatly from one person to the next, there is no universally “good” smell. One woman’s Romeo was another woman’s raunchy.

    So in my opinion you better throw all your fruity soap and perfumes away…
    You want to have healthy children in the future, don’t you Cléa? ;-)

  4. Cléa says:

    Casey: Nut and vanilla, hey? Sounds like a good combination for an ice cream! :)
    I think I’ll pass (out) on the bacon. I wouldn’t want to be mistaken for breakfast. And I’m not crunchy enough.

    Mahd: Beautifully said. I too like that distinct personal scent, free of anything artificial. It’s as if you’re smelling the essence of your partner, and it becomes entangled with your own.

    Sidney: Very interesting article, thanks for the link. It reminded me of an ex, whose personal scent I couldn’t stand (yes, he was very clean) and that relationship was doomed.
    I would gladly throw all these things away, not perfume, I like a subtle smell, not overpowering, something that blends with mine. But my point is, you can’t get away from these products (eg shampoo etc). Everything seems to be fruit-based. And if my face cream makes me hungry, something isn’t right!

  5. Gorilla Bananas says:

    Fruit smells great, but as Sidney pointed out, artificial smells impede correct mate selection. Perhaps just save your fruity fragrances for your girlfriends (and ape friends).

  6. egan says:

    uh hum… and I turn off my video camera…

  7. Cléa says:

    Gorilla B: Hmm… let me see, my girlfriends would eat my mango gelato face cream and my ape friends would vie for the coconut conditioner. So glad I’m not using banana products.

    Egan: You’ve got smell-o-vision?!

  8. egan says:

    Yep, I sure do. It’s not cheap, but very worth it.

  9. gboy says:

    You had me at “obligatory minute”.

  10. Cléa says:

    Egan: In that case, stop eyeing that almond body butter! :P

    Gboy: Um… I don’t get it….
    *scratches head*

  11. Kamigoroshi says:

    I’m a scent person. I don’t necessarily like people who smell fruity, but I know every one has a different smell to them. Some like vanilla, some like citrus, some like fresh leaves. It’s that natural smell that I love about a person. All that remains is the memory that those scents leave behind.

  12. Grad School Reject says:

    I read an article a few years ago that said most men actually prefer scents like cinnamon because it reminds them of home-baked cookies. The data was collected from massage parlours, and cinnamon was far and away the most popular choice of scented oils by men. It made me wonder if we are really just looking for a mate who knows how to bake sweet sugary snacks and cakes…

  13. Jarod says:

    Perhaps the question to ask is: Would you really want a guy who snubbed their nose because you weren’t wearing the “right” perfume? It seems a little too, I don’t know….uptight (?)

  14. Zen Wizard says:

    Men are actually sexually aroused by the smell of cinnamon–I saw it on “Manswers” on the Spike Channel (the source of most of my worldview, after Superman comics…)

    Women are aroused by the scent of pumpkin–e.g., a baking pumpkin pie.

    If you ever get really rich, however, the finest perfumes have whale puke in them.

    Interesting shit…

    I have switched to Bulgari Aqua–and I am really arousing myself like never before, so it is working.

  15. egan says:

    And to answer your question, a subtle nice breeze of fruit is nice. I also use apple scented shampoo/conditioner, but it doesn’t seem to be doing me any favors.

  16. peefer says:

    In the case of applied scents, I think the attraction is to the woman first, and to the fruity (or floral) scent second. The scent eventually becomes a reminder of the woman, or of the man’s engagements with the woman, or of his longing, or of his angst in his relationship with her … all depending on how things turn out. I respond to one particular perfume which brings up all of the above (from a saga in the ’90s).

    That said, a particular scent might nicely fit a woman like a sexy pair of jeans. But unlike the jeans, the smell can’t be stripped off in six seconds flat :)

  17. Cléa says:

    Kami: I like natural scents too, sometimes the right cologne on the right skin can be a perfect combination. But fruit? No thanks.

    GSR: Charming! Home baked cooking from massage parlours… Sounds like they’re looking out for their mums. Ugh…

    Jarod: Scents can turn people off. I have a sensitivity to perfumes that can trigger migraines, so I might like a person but can’t stand their scent. But that side, no, it seems rather shallow. But if it’s his personal scent I can’t stand, and it’s not due to hygiene, that’s a problem. But very rare.

    Zen: Pumpkin?! I was roasting pumpkin last night and I wasn’t in the least bit aroused. Who do they target for these questions?!
    I have switched to Bulgari Aqua–and I am really arousing myself like never before, so it is working. Thank you for the best laugh I’ve had in the morning in…months!

    Egan: A subtle freeze… feeling poetic of late? :)
    Imagine this in an intimate moment: “That smell of apple in your hair really turns me on…” Gag.

    Peefer: I agree with what you describe. However, I have been drawn to certain men’s colognes that floated past that made me turn around and look… But I too associate scents with people.

    Well, the smell might not be stripped off in six seconds flat… but it can be, shall we say, eventually masked by your own. Mmm… :)

  18. Casey says:

    I spent a long day out among the rocks with a girl one tiime. When we got back to town and we got close before a shower, she smelled like cool calcitic clay. The shower had to wait.

  19. Kamigoroshi says:

    If it’s natural, then yeah. I know people who naturally smell like fruit. What about those people? They do have a hint of natural fruitiness to them, but it’s nothing to do with every single product out there

  20. Cléa says:

    Casey: I admit that I don’t know what cool calcitic clay smells like but you make it sound like an aphrodisiac!

    Kami: I don’t think I would react positively to it. Add vanilla and spice, and top it ice cream… That’s why the current trend of marketing products doesn’t appeal to me.

  21. Simon Sterwin says:

    I myself like a more mysterious scent. Fruit-based perfumes tend to remind me of the smell of sweets at the “pick-and-mix” counter. Hardly the most sensuous of images…
    However, If the perfume has to be fruit-based, I would obviously prefer something exotic ,like lychee or papaya, preferably in a post-modernly shaped bottle.

    Because I’m a stylish kind of guy. :)

  22. Josh Williams says:

    My sense of smell is so bad that all I can smell are farts and body odor. So do not expect me to smell my monitor, I doubt I can smell any fragrance…Just the bad ones, and this is on a good day…JW

  23. Cléa says:

    Simon: I agree. Sweet scents don’t quite have that mystery. Perfume bottles? You hit the right note… I collect. A stylish man indeed :)

    JW: Sounds like an air freshener is required. But I’d go easy on sniffing the monitor… it might be dusty.

  24. gboy says:

    Ahhhh, see here’s where a :P would have conveyed my intent. See people? See how important smileys are in explaining stupid comments? Here is a case in point. Let that be a lesson to all of you!

    Now, to not be silly for a second and actually answer the question, well, that would take too much time ( hence the stpidly frivolous answer LOL ). Suffice to say, I am very partial to the “right” scent, and very impartial to the wrong one. It’s like clothing, makeup or accesories… some people choose them well, and some people don’t. Fruit could work in some cases, and be a tragedy in others. Hope that clears things up. ;)

  25. Cléa says:

    Gboy: So I had you at obligatory, followed by a :P. Hmm… must be having one of those moments. I still don’t get it.
    Scents can become signatures, I relate. But no signature fruit for me!

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