Possessed
CBMUSED at 10:31 am Category: GeneralTags: cbmused, desktop freezing, high CPU, PC heaven or hell, pull the plug
It freezes on a whim, leaving everything hanging in its wake. It renders everything inoperable, leaving me no choice but to pull the plug. A mysterious dent has appeared on its front, as if it had been (in)advertently kicked, in frustration.
Yesterday it greeted me with with a grunt and the white angels of death while I watched it trying to boot for 10 minutes. Purgatory is such a long wait when reviewing its sins. How frequently it disconnects the monitor signal, well, just because. The way it has self-destructed its restart button, then destroyed three keyboards and two mice (including wireless) in its four year life span. The gluttony for eating up two hard drives, one power supply and 1GB of RAM and the recently developed greed for all the CPU it can find; such obesity has rendered many programs inoperable.
Yet this morning, it greeted me with the usual jingle hello, flashed my name on the screen and tempted me to push its buttons a little further, just as I threatened to pull the plug and deliver the final coup de grace.
My desktop is possessed, soon to be greeted by the gates of Heaven or Hell.
March 26th, 2008 at 11:03 am
I am not one to hog my first comment without reason. But the picture in this post mysteriously disappeared after I published this post. I had to upload it again and republish. Now I am spooked.
March 26th, 2008 at 11:17 am
If you ever think about throwing it away, make sure and send me the harddrive.
I am going to go out on a limb and speculate that it might have the phone numbers of a lot of hot chicks on it.
March 26th, 2008 at 11:42 am
Any thought of moving to a Mac? I hear they are more reliable than the standard PC.
Side note: Is this how you treat all things/people who don’t perform up to your expectations? Were ass kicking boots used for the (in)advertent dent?
March 26th, 2008 at 12:02 pm
I know an excellent IT Exorcist, or I did, he died in a mysterious IT accident. So I have nothing to offer other than some advice, do not think when you are near this machine, it can read your thoughts. Drink 5 martini’s to help cure your thoughts approach the machine as if you are sincere and then pull the plug as fast as your numb mind will allow you to. If you do not respond to these comments then we will all know that you should never listen to my advice. Best Regards JW
March 26th, 2008 at 12:10 pm
Zen: The hard drive is hawt! Writings, photos, secrets… it is surely destined for Hell! What a bonfire!
GSR: *crosses index fingers* Noooo… not going to the dark side. In all fairness, this one has served me well for 4 years. And I’ve done a lot of writing and stuff on it.
Side reply: No ass/arse kicking boots were used to cause the dent. But I might use them to deliver the coup de grace!
JW: Now that’s even more spooky. But if it can read my thoughts, I wish it would the writing for me!
The Martinis sound like good advice, but it knows me and it knows me well, and it can………aarrghh……….
March 26th, 2008 at 12:11 pm
GSR, not to start the PC vs Mac debate here, but Macs are hardly more reliable than PCs. I’ve crashed Macs and depending on what you’re using, they can be horribly un-user friendly, slow and at par with Windows with all the proprietary software.
That being said, I tend to believe that any system, given that amount of time, tends to have a life of its own. That’s why we give them names and treat them with the same (or more) dignity and respect as human beings.
My own Sarah for instance has served me well over 10 years. Sure, she’s gone between nip-tuck facelifts to a complete organ replacement, but whatever memories she had from the beginning, she’s retained the core part of them throughout. That being said, I know she’s got a life of her own. Once a month at least, she’ll get cranky.
Posessed? I think your little boy toy is scared and in pain. He needs an operation and soon.
March 26th, 2008 at 12:51 pm
Kami - I challenge you to a Mac/PC Debate!!!!
And I surrender
I have no personal knowledge of Macs, but I have friends who swear by them. I am one of the least tech-savvy people out there, and I basically need a machine that will allow me to
download pornographywrite e-mails to friends, and listen to music.March 26th, 2008 at 1:11 pm
Kami: Let’s have a debate! I always had Mac envy until I used one. And it cured me. I didn’t find it intuitive or user friendly, but… it’s a pretty boy. And I like men with grunt!
Sarah? I have to admit I don’t have a name for mine, hence the “it”. But my lappy is another story…
What do you think is wrong with him? I suspect his mummy is not too well, and the motherboard might be sick.
GSR: I have friends who swear by them too, but I’m no longer tempted.
Least tech-savvy? You know your
And all those downloads…
htmlwell!March 26th, 2008 at 4:32 pm
The reason why Macs have it good is because Apple has a workhorse of a propaganda machine and it works more than their stuff. People tend to buy into that “coolness” and thats the appeal. Cléa’s right when she says it’s all about being a pretty boy. That’s what Macs are, they are pretty boys. All spiffy without anything spectacular to show for. I rather have a body that pulls its weight around than loaf around looking pretty.
I haven’t seen what happens to your system Cléa but from the sound of it, it sounds like your hard disk drive is dying. At least badly fragmented to even physical bad sectors. What you need to do is back up what you need to back up and do a complete wipe. Better under your own control rather than losing all your data on its own whim.
I cannot claim to be a techno weenie here though. Unfortunately it’s in my blood.
March 26th, 2008 at 5:52 pm
Are you sure you don’t have a virus? I always blame a virus when bad things happen.
March 26th, 2008 at 6:55 pm
Hahhahahahahahahahaa! My Mum has this dreadful old piece of junk she bought years ago and has upgraded twice, and I swear it is exactly the same. The damn thing nearly gave her a nervous breakdown, I swear, and she named it after a posessed computer in a certain (very) famous movie. I told her it was evil and to get rid of it, but ooooohhhhh no, she had to keep taking the stupid thing back to the store for upgrades. Finally it got to the point where it was un-upgradeable, and she got a new one. She gave it to my techno challenged Dad, and you know what? Ever since then it has been fine!!!!!!!!!!!
You need to give it away Cléa, Just. Give. It. Away.
It’s pure evil.
PS speaking of evil, you are just loving getting us all to copy and paste that “é”, n’est pas!?
March 26th, 2008 at 7:11 pm
Kami: I agree on the advertising for the Mac, but then again, what do you expect from the people who brought us the iPod.
The first thing I checked was the hard drive for errors, defrag etc. All is fine. And I’m an
obsessiveavid backer-upper, down to daily back ups on important files. The whole thing is weird… chewing up CPU like bubble gum, then blowing it in my face!Gorilla B: I’ve got the latest virus definitions downloaded, but unfortunately I can’t do a full scan. It crashes part way through, again high CPU usage. Same goes for Spyware. It freezes. Grrr…
Gboy: I thought I’d get a big laugh from you! Your parents’ PC sound like it’s a problem child. Did it take after someone? Hahaha… my turn…
I’m waiting for it to die, and as soon as something goes, I’m taking out the Maxtor hard drive for safe destruction and giving the rest a good burial with a Martini to celebrate. No fixing or upgrades this time.
PS Aww… my hand goes to my heart every time someone copies the accent, though I totally do not expect it. And GBoy, your comment may have inspired a future post, thank you.
March 26th, 2008 at 8:12 pm
Usually what chews up the CPU is a program that’s running in the background. Something you’ve installed conflicting with something else and it causes the massive load. I’ve often found that at the end of the day, for some reason, things that need constant access to the net like your Firewall, Firefox, Instant Messaging and even Winamp starts chewing up CPU.
What program usually eats up the CPU anyway? My money is on the Firewall. That’s always been my problem after a while.
March 26th, 2008 at 10:27 pm
I have an aged Mac. It’s now incredibly slow, but just refuses to die.
So, do tell us about your “lappy,” Clea. (I can hear the Aussie accent when you write “lappy,” which just adds to the charm…
March 27th, 2008 at 12:35 am
I’ve never had a hard drive die on me. But because I just said it (in writing!), I fully expect it to happen tonight. My memory problems are another story, but those have nothing to do with the computer. Hi Cléa.
P.S. to all: ALT-0233 (on the keypad) is much faster than copy-paste.
March 27th, 2008 at 12:38 am
We should all go back to the horse and buggy! I have 16 acres of land - why not start a commune where we all dance around giant bonfires, and launch trouble-making computers with catapults? We can do our blogs by smoke-signal (?) Okay, maybe not. But I like the dancing part. I have a nice loin-cloth just for the occasion.
March 27th, 2008 at 5:35 am
If there are jpeg photos of you and another girl kissing, please back that puppy up on a nightly basis.
We have simply lost to many of civilization’s treasures, recently–what with the looting of Baghdad’s museums and what have you.
March 27th, 2008 at 5:35 am
Wow, this is quite the Mac bashing post. Kami, generalize much? Come on, what do you really know about Macs? I will take you on with this Apple vs PC debate, but I know Cléa isn’t a fan of Apple computers either. The pretty boy comparison is quite comical to me. So people hate on Macs because they have catchy fun tv ads? Un-user friendly? Where did that come from? Sure if you’ve been using not but PCs they might seem odd, but they’re very simple to master. Macs aren’t perfect, but they’re pretty damn solid. The OS kicks Vista/XP’s ass any day of the week.
March 27th, 2008 at 6:40 am
This is why I treat all purchases/relationships the same. Go for the crappy one right away, that way you won’t ever know if it’s going bad.
March 27th, 2008 at 7:34 am
Please disregard the above comment. My work PC is possessed and wanted me to appear off-kilter.
March 27th, 2008 at 9:18 am
Whoa! 8 comments overnight… this is a hot topic!
Kami: It all started way back when Firefox chewed up CPU at the time Gmail released their new version, so I changed browsers. Now any program that needs a lot of grunt, freezes my PC eg Picasa, Virus scan etc. Nothing new that’s conflicting to my knowledge. The thing is possessed I tell ya!
Simon: “An aged Mac”, you make it sound like a fine aged Bordeaux!
But I thought “lappy” had a French accent…
Peefer: You are so lucky. I’ve had a few hard drives go to the way of Heaven so I’ve learnt to back up frequently. That’s my advice if your luck is about to turn… since you can see the future. Hi Peef.
PS Wow… I didn’t know that. You’ve saved me from copying and pasting my own name!
Jarod: Bring it on! The dancing around bonfires and burning effigies of hard drives long gone. Blogging by smoke signal could be a lot of fun, depending on what you’re smoking. Now about that loin cloth…
Zen: There are a few jpegs lying around in zipped password-protected files. If only I can remember the password… Nothing like preserving civilisation’s treasures… for future generations to go eww!
Egan: Hello! I was wondering if you’d give us your Mac opinion. You’re quire right, I’m not a fan of them, but as I said, I’ve always had Mac envy until I had the opportunity to use one and didn’t find it user friendly. Now I feel like our relationship has changed. Every time I see the pretty boy, we acknowledge one another but it’s strictly hands off. The passion has long gone.
(Geez, I should have turned that reply into a post of its own!)
Casey: That is so delicious with the “/relationships” thrown in.
Egan: Sounds like my possessed PC was able to corrupt your work PC. Can’t leave those kids alone now, can we?
March 27th, 2008 at 10:04 am
I love you make computer relationships sound so romantic. So cute of you. My Mac got a Hollywood today.
March 27th, 2008 at 10:09 am
Egan: I’m going to assume your Mac is a boy, I mean a man, a brave man who’s just had a Hollywood. Now I’m tempted to play with the pretty boy, just to give him another chance…
March 27th, 2008 at 11:13 am
Take a spin on the Ducatti?
March 27th, 2008 at 11:27 am
Ahh yes Egan, I don’t hate Mac because of the ads. I hate it because of what it portrays to the public. I hate the fanboys that come with it. I hate the reasoning that because it looks chiq, it’s better than the rest. I have used Macs because well, I’m a geek and comparatively speaking, I’d like to think that you aren’t a full rounded geek until you’ve really worked with every system out there.
So here is the lowdown, Macs are expensive. For some reason, whatever isn’t proprietary can’t run fast and everything you need to run with it requires it’s proprietary software (like iTunes) I can’t seem to find a way to mod the interface to what I want even with programs like Shapshifter. Whatever Macs can do, other systems can do as well. And come on…the Macbook Air? An ultraportable? One USB port with a battery that can’t be changed? Heard of the Vaio X505? You got to be joking. Shame on you Apple.
So yes I use Windows and Linux operating systems. My Windows doesn’t look and run like Windows and only crashes when I start messing with the core systems like drivers. Linux is used to control everything networked in the house, surprisingly including my Windows run systems.
At the end of the day, I’m not saying Macs as a system is bad, it’s just that their propaganda and fanboys make it sound like it’s the only thing you should use. You come up with a revolutionary PDA with a touchscreen and people think you’re God. That’s not right. It’s great, I’ll buy into that. It’s just not the second coming.
So to me, I say use whatever works for you. If you have your Macs and it works for you. Good. I’m not selling you that Windows or Linux is suited for you. Love what you do best and it’ll work for you. It’s why it’s always worked for me.
Wow, this should be a post of its own.
March 27th, 2008 at 11:33 am
Ooops, I forgot to reply to you Cléa, do you use any other Firewall save for the one Windows has? Also do you update your systems on a regular basis?
It’s starting to sound like what Sarah used to have, back then she wasn’t wearing any protection. Poor girl, came down with all sorts of things. I know better now. Nothing a good clean wipe can’t fix at this point though. But I sure would like to know how it got that way.
March 27th, 2008 at 12:18 pm
Egan: I didn’t know you had a Ducati. Good looking bikes, a bit like Macs but with more grunt between ze legs.
Kami: I’ll go and sip on a latte while the Mac-PC plays out, but please have fun in my absence. I’m still reading the debate…
Kami: I’ve got the modem firewall running too, but nothing has changed to cause the intermittent freeze.
A clean wipe is something I want to avoid. SO much software and updates to reload that it’s not worth it. I may let the PC die in peace when the time comes. I may give it a kick just to make sure there’s no pulse before I rip its hard drive heart out.
March 27th, 2008 at 12:39 pm
I don’t know what you have Cléa, but it’s isn’t that much over at my end. That’s why I back things up including system settings. It usually takes me a couple of hours to reinstall everything and put Sarah back together as she was. I leave the Windows to update itself overnight. There is so much stuff in my primary system I can’t bear to part with.
But sometimes trimming what you don’t need makes it better too.
March 27th, 2008 at 2:15 pm
Kami - by reading what you have to say about Macs and computers, it’s safe to assume you’re not the average user of computers. You’re talking about servers, mods to drives, Shapshifter, and fanboys. You’re a very bright guy and I will admit Macs aren’t geared towards the super user such as yourself. Their target market is more graphic designers and middle of the road computer users.
The MacBook Air is a gimmick. Trendy? Perhaps. I’ve actually seen a smaller laptop than the MacBook Air, but Apple is trying. You have to take some risks or else we’d all still be listening to music via Walkmans. They may not strike gold every time, but they’ve created several significant paradigm shifts. I’m not naive enough to think the iPod was the first mp3 player to market, but Apple made transporting 4,000 of your favorite songs damn cool.
I’ve got to hear about this fanboy obsession you and Cléa mention. I chuckle each time I read it. Anyways, to each their own. I use both every day, but definitely prefer my Mac computer.
Cléa - you busted me. I’m a total fanboy. Ugh.
March 27th, 2008 at 4:47 pm
Kami: My reluctance is because I did that whole exercise not long ago with the hard drive failures, and ended up unearthing more problems that cost me good $$. I won’t be spending on this beast again. After 4 years, it has served me well and can be replaced by a new shiny model. But not a Mac
Egan: Pretty boy will always catch my eye. Pretty boy on a red Italian bike is a different story…
March 27th, 2008 at 5:30 pm
Egan, yeah, that’s what I disagree most about the Mac, their own idea of the “cool” factor. I really don’t mind Apple innovating something worthwhile. I personally can’t wait for future products out there that are inspired after Apple products. For instance, if it wasn’t for the iPod, we wouldn’t have a lot of good music and PMP’s out there that are better than the iPod. I just think that it’s overpriced and overhyped, even to an average user. I personally can’t afford what Apple dishes out.
Cléa, well, I guess you have to save what you need to save and then get a new computer then and transfer the needful things over. Or maybe you need a geek on a red Italian bike to give you a hand.
March 27th, 2008 at 6:18 pm
The debate:
PC’s:
That girl with the football jersey in the bar and a longneck botle in her hand. She’s got issues, you wouldn’t really roll her out in front of your old Lit 404 classmates, but she’s easy to get along with and doesn’t expect much.
Macs:
That girl hanging out at the non-corporate coffee shop talking about her limited vegan diet and adjusting her horn rims she found in an antique shop somehwere you can’t pronounce. Somehow, her coolness only makes her more lame.
Linux:
The passed out cougar who made you feel violated.
The last one doesn’t even make sense to me.
March 27th, 2008 at 7:51 pm
OK, so here I am about to reply to this post, and my site goes down. Unix trouble. Is that freaky or what?!
Kami: I’m happy to report that I’m ready for the inevitable with my back ups. Now that I’ve said that, the PC will decide to behave for a while. Time can only tell.
Casey:
PCs:
The quiet guy who often goes unnoticed. He may look like everyone else but once you get to know him, his personality shines. And if you know the right buttons to push, he can surprise you when you discover he’s not as innocent as he looks.
Macs:
The flashy looking guy with dreamy eyes who likes to pose at trendy cafés surrounded by shiny accessories, including the skinny vegan girl. He sports the latest sunglasses, lots of keys in his key ring, and wears white shoes.
Linux:
Dunno…Some old dude with combed hair who looks like a university professor who hasn’t spent much time in the real world?
PS Excuse my ignorance, but what’s a cougar (I take it it’s not the animal) and why is he violated (it better not be the animal!)?
March 27th, 2008 at 11:46 pm
haha, this is hilarious. I love the mac v pc debate. Mac people get so worked up!
Okay I have used both. I’ve owned both not an advocate for either. I rent an ibm laptop for school and I’ve owned a mac for years at home which I rarely use to blog with. Day in day out for the past 3 years the ibm has been on ALMOST 24/7. It gets heavy use at home and at school - just how heavy? about 1/3 of the letters have rubbed off the keys - so reeeeeally heavy. Meanwhile the mac gets used for LOTS of storage, downloading stuff, quite heavy downloading actually - ipod etc. The mac has probably conked out 2 times really seriously (as in had to be in for repair). The ibm gives me some grief in that sometimes it’s slow to load some programs and I’ve had a couple of viruses on it that have been picked up by the security thingy. Mac has not ever had virus probs..though probably not surfing the web as much on it anyway.
Anyway, in a couple of weeks I have to make a decision of taking on a new laptop and really not sure whether to go the mac or the PC. I mean, everyone talks about macs being user friendly but I reckon that is the biggest load of baloney EVER. It’s simply what you know and are used to. Then again, you can get macs these days that run on windows (ie: right down to the X on the right instead of left like macs do).
In any case it seems as though your PC has HAD IT. Celebrate by getting a sexy new one!
March 28th, 2008 at 3:56 am
They have a better entry on Urban Dictionary probably, but my understanding of it is an upper middle aged woman on the prowl for innocent and naive twenty somethings like myself. They are often predatory. I had an old buddy we called “Bait.” Because he attracted all the predators.
March 28th, 2008 at 9:41 am
Mez: I tend to agree about getting worked up
I got that feedback about the Macs not getting a virus or spyware, but as you say I’m with you on the fact that Macs aren’t user friendly. Sure one can get used to them, but in the age of point and click, it should be intuitive.
I look forward to your decision when you make it. As for me, I’ve got my eye on a shiny sexy laptop, and we’re now in the mutual flirting stage.
Casey: In that case, all I can say is ‘half your luck’! Mind you, I don’t like the predator analogy much, but hey, older men get away with it without as much as an eyelid batted, so good on the women.
But somehow I wouldn’t have though the “innocent and naive twenty somethings” would be complaining
March 28th, 2008 at 9:56 am
We most definately are not.
March 28th, 2008 at 11:59 am
Casey: Sounds like there’s a story there…
March 28th, 2008 at 3:03 pm
Oh, one or twelve. Few things make you proud and chuckle at the same time.
March 28th, 2008 at 6:56 pm
Did it take after someone? Hahaha… my turn…
I was a perfect kid. You know the deal… first born… can’t do a thing wrong… must have taken after my sis LOL
your comment may have inspired a future post, thank you.
Well, if I could Be your Muse today then my work here is done.
March 28th, 2008 at 11:21 pm
Casey: In that case, I hope we get the chance to read about one or twelve sometime on your blog
Gboy: But of course… You expect me to believe that?!
I’ll try to finish it soon… already jotted down some ideas
PS Your creativity is shining in your email addy… or are you trying to tell me there’s an invisible message in there?
March 30th, 2008 at 3:17 pm
Wow! You have been busy!
I was going to comment on the possesed computer–as in get rid of it before it loses everything. Then I saw your first comment. I have to reaffirm this.
Even the exorcist will have problems with this one.
March 30th, 2008 at 4:29 pm
Eric 1313: Who would have thought a post on a possessed computer would be my most popular.
Agreed. And if it starts twisting its neck and spluttering, I’m pulling the plug and running out.
March 30th, 2008 at 4:53 pm
Mez, are you saying I get worked up? Fiesty is a good trait isn’t it? Damn, maybe I do. I guess I’m tired of the big boys (PC users) picking on Mac users. I’m done though. PCs are the cougars!
March 30th, 2008 at 5:43 pm
Egan: Sounds like you know a thing or two about cougars!
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