Comments on: Monday Morning in the Office http://www.cbmused.com/2008/03/10/monday-morning-in-the-office/ Living the Martini Life Mon, 08 Sep 2008 14:38:39 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6 By: Cléa http://www.cbmused.com/2008/03/10/monday-morning-in-the-office/#comment-694 Cléa Tue, 11 Mar 2008 04:25:01 +0000 http://www.cbmused.com/2008/03/10/monday-morning-in-the-office/#comment-694 <b>Jarod:</b> Can I come and work with you? Or better still, can you come to my workplace and blast my coworkers with these gems? <b>Peefer:</b> If you write it down 100 times, it's bound to be true ;) <b>Zen:</b> Curling up with the penal code doesn't sound like it would keep you cosy. I hope you had a good drop of wine or Scotch with it! <b>Gboy:</b> An A-type, am I?? Then <i>you</i> tell me about the mind blowing sex! ;) Ugh... I'm not good at pretending, and when Male A starts about kids vomit to Male B who talks about poo at 2 am, and both relate their story to everyone around, please kill me now. Chess sounds good to get back at them. You have to sound very animated like they do. Dropping someone about sex always brings out the silence. Instantaneously. Jarod: Can I come and work with you? Or better still, can you come to my workplace and blast my coworkers with these gems?

Peefer: If you write it down 100 times, it’s bound to be true ;)

Zen: Curling up with the penal code doesn’t sound like it would keep you cosy. I hope you had a good drop of wine or Scotch with it!

Gboy: An A-type, am I?? Then you tell me about the mind blowing sex! ;)

Ugh… I’m not good at pretending, and when Male A starts about kids vomit to Male B who talks about poo at 2 am, and both relate their story to everyone around, please kill me now. Chess sounds good to get back at them. You have to sound very animated like they do. Dropping someone about sex always brings out the silence. Instantaneously.

]]> By: gboy http://www.cbmused.com/2008/03/10/monday-morning-in-the-office/#comment-693 gboy Mon, 10 Mar 2008 23:39:27 +0000 http://www.cbmused.com/2008/03/10/monday-morning-in-the-office/#comment-693 <i>The mind-blowing sex afterwards…</i> Ahhh.... so good then? LOL <i> Just let me get to my desk (with my coffee) and get on with work.</i> Cléa you are SUCH an a-type!!! ;) No, seriously, I relate all too well having worked in Government. People seem to look for any opportunity to kill time... but they think they are the only one dribbling on to you for 10 minutes about something you find breathtakingly dull. Then there's the next one... and the next one... At the same time though, I try and at least *pretend* to take an interest, and make appropriate "oooh" and "wow" noises when various people relate the scores of various sports I can't stand. One day though, I would just love to relate some fictional chess tournament I watched on the weekend, move by move, and give them a taste of what it's like! The mind-blowing sex afterwards…

Ahhh…. so good then? LOL

Just let me get to my desk (with my coffee) and get on with work.

Cléa you are SUCH an a-type!!! ;)

No, seriously, I relate all too well having worked in Government. People seem to look for any opportunity to kill time… but they think they are the only one dribbling on to you for 10 minutes about something you find breathtakingly dull. Then there’s the next one… and the next one…

At the same time though, I try and at least *pretend* to take an interest, and make appropriate “oooh” and “wow” noises when various people relate the scores of various sports I can’t stand.

One day though, I would just love to relate some fictional chess tournament I watched on the weekend, move by move, and give them a taste of what it’s like!

]]> By: Zen Wizard http://www.cbmused.com/2008/03/10/monday-morning-in-the-office/#comment-692 Zen Wizard Mon, 10 Mar 2008 22:40:39 +0000 http://www.cbmused.com/2008/03/10/monday-morning-in-the-office/#comment-692 I worked on my model airplanes and then curled up with the California Penal Code and pretty much read that until the Unisom kicked in. I worked on my model airplanes and then curled up with the California Penal Code and pretty much read that until the Unisom kicked in.

]]> By: peefer http://www.cbmused.com/2008/03/10/monday-morning-in-the-office/#comment-691 peefer Mon, 10 Mar 2008 17:05:38 +0000 http://www.cbmused.com/2008/03/10/monday-morning-in-the-office/#comment-691 My weekend was <em>exactly</em> like yours! I will keep telling myself this until it is true. My weekend was exactly like yours!

I will keep telling myself this until it is true.

]]> By: Jarod http://www.cbmused.com/2008/03/10/monday-morning-in-the-office/#comment-690 Jarod Mon, 10 Mar 2008 14:34:57 +0000 http://www.cbmused.com/2008/03/10/monday-morning-in-the-office/#comment-690 - Led a commando attack on the Trading Spaces show - I invented something really impressive that will make me lots of money and enable me to say things like "It keeps the rain off our heads" when referring to my mansion. My wife, of course, will be popping pills and vodka while constantly rolling her eyes and bitching at the servants. My kids will be useless. - Went trout fishing. When I was on the shore, I found a nice hot dog. "Hey, a hot dog!" I said, picking it up and taking a nibble. Next thing I knew I was being pulled into the water by my mouth. - Landed on the moon. Oddly, the moon looked a lot like my driveway. - Saw 10,000 BC. Number of belly laughs at the ridiculous logic: 17. - Led a commando attack on the Trading Spaces show
- I invented something really impressive that will make me lots of money and enable me to say things like “It keeps the rain off our heads” when referring to my mansion. My wife, of course, will be popping pills and vodka while constantly rolling her eyes and bitching at the servants. My kids will be useless.
- Went trout fishing. When I was on the shore, I found a nice hot dog. “Hey, a hot dog!” I said, picking it up and taking a nibble. Next thing I knew I was being pulled into the water by my mouth.
- Landed on the moon. Oddly, the moon looked a lot like my driveway.
- Saw 10,000 BC. Number of belly laughs at the ridiculous logic: 17.

]]> By: Cléa http://www.cbmused.com/2008/03/10/monday-morning-in-the-office/#comment-689 Cléa Mon, 10 Mar 2008 10:20:48 +0000 http://www.cbmused.com/2008/03/10/monday-morning-in-the-office/#comment-689 Not so sure, <b>Kami</b>. Some day at work it feels like I'm going through their crap and fixing it! Not that it says so in my job description either! <b>Sidney:</b> That must feel so sad. I've seen the images where you convey life as it is in the Philippines and it must be heart-breaking when it's your home and you're surrounded by it. As for the mind-blowing sex, it.blows.minds. And I better save that for another post... I must be like you <b>Mez</b>. Brief words that don't allow much discussion but I end up sucked into their stories. I don't have time or patience for small talk. Is that so bad? <b>Gorilla B:</b> I can't say anything to top up your brilliant comment. It had me in hysterics, which means it has to go in the Martini Lounge. I hope apes enjoy the odd drink! Not so sure, Kami. Some day at work it feels like I’m going through their crap and fixing it! Not that it says so in my job description either!

Sidney: That must feel so sad. I’ve seen the images where you convey life as it is in the Philippines and it must be heart-breaking when it’s your home and you’re surrounded by it.

As for the mind-blowing sex, it.blows.minds. And I better save that for another post…

I must be like you Mez. Brief words that don’t allow much discussion but I end up sucked into their stories. I don’t have time or patience for small talk. Is that so bad?

Gorilla B: I can’t say anything to top up your brilliant comment. It had me in hysterics, which means it has to go in the Martini Lounge. I hope apes enjoy the odd drink!

]]> By: Gorilla Bananas http://www.cbmused.com/2008/03/10/monday-morning-in-the-office/#comment-687 Gorilla Bananas Mon, 10 Mar 2008 09:34:00 +0000 http://www.cbmused.com/2008/03/10/monday-morning-in-the-office/#comment-687 Yes, there's no excuse for boasting about your bowel movements. Just enjoy whatever sensual pleasure you get from shitting and move on to the next thing. Yes, there’s no excuse for boasting about your bowel movements. Just enjoy whatever sensual pleasure you get from shitting and move on to the next thing.

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