Feb
22
2008
Whip It Good
CBMUSED at 2:32 pm Category: GeneralTags: cbmused, htaccess, Mistress Cléa, robots, search keyphrases
Cléa?
That’s Mistress Cléa.
Whoa… Since when?
Who’s asking?
Er… a humble reader.
Since a search keyphrase that led to this post told me so.
Ah… you’ve been googled.
Was it you?
No… I swear… I’m innocent. I came here via Taubman’s Martini Paint.
You wouldn’t lie to Mistress Cléa, would you now?
No…no. Of course not.
Good. Or else…
Um… Is that a whip behind your back?
For whipping those bad bots, spiders, crawlers and harvesters into shape.
You really are Mistress of Your Domain.
Wait till the .htaccess boots come on!
Devo - Whip It
February 22nd, 2008 at 3:50 pm
If this is how you talk to people who randomly stop by for a visit, how do you talk to your regular guests?
February 22nd, 2008 at 4:17 pm
I must say I always imagined you with a whip and high boots!
Glad you confirmed my impression.
What is your phone number?
February 22nd, 2008 at 4:39 pm
Hello GSR, how are you doing today? Would you like a cool drink while you’re perusing cbmused.com? I’ll be right back…
So that was you, Sidney who googled it!
My phone number is the devil’s number: 666 666 666
February 22nd, 2008 at 5:12 pm
Leather, whips and a functional keyboard.
Dark sexy geek.
I think I’m love already.
February 22nd, 2008 at 5:17 pm
Are you going to slip something in the drink? Will I wake up handcuffed somewhere? Can it be a beer?
February 22nd, 2008 at 9:21 pm
Kamigoroshi: See what managing my own domain has turned me into? I was very innocent before I learnt about robots and et al!
And if you go to my Chalkboard page (now the Martini Lounge), you might find some chalk…
GSR: These sound like requests rather than questions. So here go the answers:
I’ll tell you after.
Yes, with no keys or means of escape. Unless you use the safe word.
Absolutely not. The drink is the safe word.
February 23rd, 2008 at 1:52 am
Would that happen to be a pizzle whip? Just asking . . .
February 23rd, 2008 at 2:03 am
Hee…I love this song. My friend hates it and now I’m going to be getting the YouTube version and sending it to her for a great Friday kick off. Grazie!
Isn’t there a way to turn off the crawlers for your blog? I thought there was.
Oh, and this is my (me being Armie) new alias…just so you know!
February 23rd, 2008 at 6:59 am
Mistress of Your Domain, Executrix of Your Will.
February 23rd, 2008 at 10:15 am
Awww…nothing like a little corruption while it lasts. Welcome to the dark nights, the shimmering screens and the poetic code. Thread lightly we shall, for we don’t want to disturb our mistress with a flair for her own poetry.
Mmm…chalky goodness.
February 23rd, 2008 at 9:50 pm
Trée: I’m too afraid to ask what one is!
Sicilian Mama: hellooo and lovely to see you! I had an inkling it was you when I read your comments elsewhere
Prego. This song is one of my favourites, if not my anthem at work
And yes, there is a way to try and stop these crawlers. It’s been quite a steep learning curve hosting my domain on WordPress . And I’m enjoying it!
Oh Zen… you do know your stuff very well!!
Kamigoroshi: I got sucked into the poetic code when I finally changed my template 2 days ago. There’s something addictive about WP. I hope it doesn’t sway me from the real purpose of having a site, and that is to write. And btw, got my first taste of spam today all caught up in Akismet. I felt important!
Glad you enjoyed the taste of that chalky goodness
February 24th, 2008 at 2:48 am
Have a few martinis then consult Mr Webster. He’ll show you the way of the Pizzle.
February 24th, 2008 at 2:49 am
Have a few martinis then consult Mr Webster. He’ll show you the way of the Pizzle.
Quirt me baby. Sate that desire with grin wicked and curve divine.
February 24th, 2008 at 9:55 am
Trée: I think I’m going to be ill… And it’s going to take many Martinis for breakfast before I recover…
I’d hate to think what google will make of the comments on this post!
February 24th, 2008 at 1:58 pm
hehe, on the old blog I had all these stop bots tags hidden everywhere. It actually worked!
love this song. Devo are great, of course!
February 24th, 2008 at 8:49 pm
Mez: It’s amazing what happens behind the scenes when you look at the access logs. Fascinating world, and annoying until you kick their arses!
Love Devo, and this song can never die!
February 25th, 2008 at 4:28 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
*front teeth clamped on tounge*
February 25th, 2008 at 4:38 pm
GBoy: I hope you’re not biting too hard!